Pimp for Jesus

"Do you have a minute to talk about Jesus?"
"A minute? Okay, time me!"
He glanced at his watch and I started.
"Jesus was a Palestinian Jew whose dad impregnated his mom but she somehow stayed a virgin. He raised a few dead guys, killed a tree, catered a gathering at very low cost, even had an open bar, healed some lepers, spoke on a hill, walked on water, wrassled the devil, was crucified, killed, rose from the dead, then disappeared.
Was that a minute?"
"Um... you have ten seconds left."
"Okay, Jesus also gave us Hell if we don't follow him."
"Wow! Well, at least we don't have to worry about Hell!"
"You can worry all you like.
I don't.
I'm an atheist."
"No, you're not."
"I am!"
He looked confused.
"An athe... then how do you know about Jesus?"
"Typical Christian. You whore your book to anyone who will listen, then think nobody but a Christian could know what was in it."
"Wha...? Whore?"
"Yes. Whore. That makes you a pimp for Jesus."
He turned and walked away.