Skip the coffee. Just give me a mug of cream and sugar.

The vast majority of Christians and Muslims ignore more of their holy books than they follow.
Nowadays it's all Jesus and love and never mind all that fear of God stuff.
Jesus has become a cuddly Teddy Bear who calms and protects you while you sleep. A sort of Ritalin for Christians who don't appreciate God's more psychopathic decisions.
You know what I mean: the flood, the plagues, all the first born? Yeah, the icky stuff. The old testament stuff.

I won't be told I'm immoral because I don't believe in a god, by a Christian who eats shellfish, wears different fabrics, hoards money, has tattoos, does not give to the poor, wears religious icons, prays in public, and is wholly judgemental of anyone who is not a Christian of their particular sect.

So pick the parts of the bible that fit your lifestyle and ignore the rest.
I don't care.
Just don't start labelling me immoral because I ignore more of your bible than you do, hypocrite.