Snappy answers to street preachers.

"Excuse me, Sir. Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus?"
"Who?"
"Jesus."
"Never heard of her."
"Him. Jesus died for your sins."
"My sons? What did those buggers get up to now?"
"No, your sins. Jesus dies for your sins!"
"Really? What's a sin?"
"A sin is something you do that's against God."
"Who?"
"God!"
"Oh right! I've heard of her!"
"Him!"
"What? Now you want me to sing hymns?"
"Not hymns like songs. God is male!"
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Wow! Imagine the monster dick on that dude!"
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"You're not going to let me talk about Jesus, are you?"
"And they say Christians are stupid! You caught on pretty quick!"
"Have a good day, sir. I'll pray for you."
"Thanks, but I do all right on my own."
"I'll pray anyways."
"Not my problem."